Why you nor I should ever get married...

I'm wasting time now looking through www.thesecretpost.com because it's fucking hilarious, but I just ran across a post that was so disturbing to me, it has affirmed a truth I have been a fervent supporter of for many years now --- people should not get married. And here is why:

Six months after getting married, my wife and I hit a communication wall. We decided to show each other at our dirtiest to break the wall down. So, we watched each other on the toilet, shitting and wiping. We did it several times. Since then, we've been able to tell the other anything.

I mean, kudos for breaking down that wall... but at what cost? If I were to settle down with someone, is that a bridge I will one day have to cross? Absolutely disgusting. To my dear friends who are thinking about marriage, just know that I whole-heartedly support your decision, but I will never be able to escape the mental images of you and your spouse shitting and wiping in front of one another.