More conquests!
Yes, the drunken Sunday turned into a very productive evening. During my first martini at 4:00 pm, I had nothing, and by my 8th martini at 9:30 pm, I had some rich Dutch men wrapped around my finger - and because of that, I only paid for 2 drinks the whole night.
CH-CHING!
I'll spill details later, but I think this will be a fun side project to learning all the Chopin Etudes, Zorn's Carny, a Bach Partita and a Beethoven Sonata I am learning to hate as I practice. My birthday is coming up on Thursday, and myself and my-only-gay-friend Rico Suave are going to get hammered early in the day, dress up in our best attire, make a boisterous appearance at school, drop a shitload of money on new clothes, and hit up the swankest bars and lounges in town... all on mommy and daddy's VISA - it's everywhere you want to be fucked up!
CH-CHING!
I'll spill details later, but I think this will be a fun side project to learning all the Chopin Etudes, Zorn's Carny, a Bach Partita and a Beethoven Sonata I am learning to hate as I practice. My birthday is coming up on Thursday, and myself and my-only-gay-friend Rico Suave are going to get hammered early in the day, dress up in our best attire, make a boisterous appearance at school, drop a shitload of money on new clothes, and hit up the swankest bars and lounges in town... all on mommy and daddy's VISA - it's everywhere you want to be fucked up!
posted by Brndn at 4:00 AM
4 Comments:
manslut. . .
This from the guy who said he was going to get used to living the life of a pauper ...
Marcus, I know that's you. What right have you to call me a manslut after you gave me a rimjob? And Jaime, you KNOW that was never gon' happen.
... to further stress my point, I actually had to look up the word 'pauper.'
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