Alchoholism is my friend

Drinking by yourself is awesome. I mean, helloooo... everyone's doing it. And that seduction I was talking about before? Well, I canceled it. I do notuh rike him enough to rove him rong time!

What are my plans today? The Gay Sunday Happy Hour - 6 pm at April on the Reguliedmsonisdvajnsdcsk...straat. Get trashed nice 'n early and chit chat with horny tourists. Booyah!

Is today going to be a beer day? or a wine day? or a bitch drink day?