9.28.2005

oh, the Cat-Bird Saga!

So to those who know about this already - yeah I'm being totally unabashed at sharing this here sensitive and local gossip. It is - the Cat-Bird Saga!... depends who's on top.

Here is a recent conversation recently recorded during a tapped teleophone connection:

Michael:Yuh. Cool. Whatever. Maybe one day I wake up and I'm Chinese forever. Ha! Ok, I go.

Michael:Biiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbbbb irrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiii irrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddd dddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbiii iiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffff ffffrrrrrrdddddd ddddddddddddrrrrrrr rrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbb bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrddddddd ddddddddrrrr rrrrrrrrrb

Michael:a, u u u !! u, m, a! whyyyy? i meaaaaaan, a. hate! like like! a. soooo, a. byyyYYYYYyeeee. b ~the cat

Michael:This bird played a really good Rachmaninoff second concerto!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
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Michael :!08 er'ew nehw rehtegot erauqS s'elpoeP ni klaw lliw eW !htaed ot uoy ssim I

Michael :,oaimoaiM

You notice how one-sided it is? Yeah. Just think about who we're dealing with here. :-P Cat want bird to suck cat dick!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Amanda said...

Brendan... you little bitch! Where is your love for your pal?? I mean, you wanted to be an alcoholic the week before you leave for Amsterdam and I say "okay sure lets do it" and then after you leave I don't hear from you at all, not a phone call (*1 measley email telling me you're busy and that you sent email updates to everyone else but didn't have my email), nothing. I'm dying Brendan. There is much to tell you, but are you listening Brendan? Well... are you?

10:48 PM  
Blogger Brndn said...

Amanda, I've seduced you, haven't I? ;) I'm always listening, Amanda - always drinking.

9:22 AM  

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